Listen, when the zombie apocalypse comes you’re not going to make it out alive.There’s a flowchartto prove it. Game Informer tossed this guy together to illustrate the many ways that a videogame zombie apocalypse will kill you.
Survival really isn’t an option when it comes down to the dead rising. Even if you don’t die you’ll just be going to a sequel where you will. The only choice you really have is how it’s going to end. I think going out in a blaze of lifeless-corpse destroying glory is better than being woken up from a cryogenic sleep and then being eaten by the space zombies wandering your now abandoned ship.
The best part of this flowchart isn’t the sarcastic commentary on videogame tropes, it’s the fact that it actually works inPlants vs. Zombies.
