Just how desperate are you?

Valentine’s Day is right around the corner, so it’s time to get yourself in the right mindset with some saucy dating sims. Scythe Dev Team, creators of game-I-will-not-shut-up-about,Happy’s Humble Burger Farm, have you covered withLove at First Squeak,a dating sim about dating.

Love at First Squeakhas you hitting the Rat Hole club all hot and heavy. You meet a buffet of steamy singles like Chip Quick, Ruth, and some other people who were less irresistible. Get to know them real, real quick, and then whisk them away to the VIP room to ignite the chemical fumes of your passionate gasoline.

Love at First Squeak Quick Chip

Shh. Come closer.Love at First Squeakis a really short and goofy dating sim, but it’s really just mini-game #1 of 10 that foretells the coming of Scythe Dev Team’svirtual reality horror FPS,Project Meganet. It’s pretty short, but it invites you to play through it multiple times to really scratch at the sinister underbelly. It’s also free and available to play through your browser, like one of those Flash games from the ‘00s.

I’m a bit disappointed that Scythe Dev Team’s next project is completely a VR experience. It looks nice, but VR is for rich kids who used to own Sega Game Gears rather than Game Boys. I couldn’t hope to…

Love at First Squeak - Ruth

What was that?

They heard me! Run!

Love at First Squeakis free and available to play on your browserover on itch.io.Project Meganetis currently targeting PC and doesn’t have a set release window, but you can follow along with the ARG over on theProject Meganetsite.

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