I think…

OnceThe Witnesshas its hooks in you, itreallyhas its hooks in you. Chances are, there’s no turning back. There is only playing, dreaming, and day-dreaming. Everything is aWitnesspuzzle waiting to happen, as I realized when Idrove past Domino’s.

Me? I’m having conversations about it with no fewer than seven different people every day. Around here, Chris, Jordan, Ben, Patrick, and Zack have all fallen under the game’s spell. It’s fascinating to hear them recount their progress and revelations.

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We aren’t the only ones unknowingly losing hours in chunks. As werecounted last week,The Witnesshas a pretty active community. One of those engrossed in the game isRead Only Memorieslead programmer Ted DiNola. He came up with his ownWitnesspuzzle, and it’s a doozy:

Look at that behemoth! An eight-by-eight grid, every single box with some sort of constraint. At first glance, it looks like a parody — a haphazard smattering of symbols that says “haha, this game can bereally goddamn hardsometimes!”

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But, that’s not the case. This is totally solvable. Anyone looking to best it will need to have put some serious time intoThe Witness, though. Completing this requires knowledge of almost every set of rules in the game, and a mindset that’s unflinching in the face of a good challenge.

Here’s the solution, by the way (linked instead of embedded, so as to not spoil it). Getting some real solid fan puzzles seems like it’s going to be an unforeseen secondary benefit ofThe Witness. That’ll be perfectly fine with me.

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I may be too into this game…[reddit]

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A snap of the upcoming MESA update in PEAK

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Milla Jovovich portraying Alice in Resident Evil 2002, wearing a red dress and holding a gun in her hand.