We received an e-mail from GameStop with information regarding the pre-order bonus forCall of Duty: Black Ops. Following is the contents of that e-mail as well as the thoughts I had as I read it (in italics):

GameStop announced today a pre-order bonus for the upcoming installment in the biggest action video game series of all time, Call of Duty: Black Ops.

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[Whoop-dee-doo. Probably nothing.]

You have to wait until November to play the game, but if you want this bonus, you’re able to’t wait to pre-order.

Hell is Us gameplay reveal

[What? Wait… I’m going to be that excited by this?]

Only the first 300,000

Black Ops 6 Season 5 Multiplayer Ransack Mode

[Christ, that seems like a lot of people]

fans who pre-order at GameStop will get the exclusive two-sided Black Ops poster.

Tekken Tag Tournament 2: a black and white Jin and Heihachi stand back-to-back.

[Poster? Well,I’mmotivated. Whoop-dee-doo.]

Yup. Pre-orderCall of Duty: Black Opsat GameStop and get a free poster. Atwo-sidedposter.

PEAK Bing Bong plushie

Silent Hill f: a woman’s face covered in blossoming but deadly looking flowers.

Mei NERF gun in OW2

Battlefield 6 vehicles combat

Several men standing and watching at an explosion in the distance in Battlefield 6.

BO7 key art