Last week I asked everyone which handheld games they enjoyed more —Metroidgames orCastlevniagames? Several of you refused to choose between the two, one Dtoider rebelled with a vote forContra, and Dimwit Pest even voted for thewrong debateby commenting “horizontal” for the console competition from two weeks ago. But most of you took sides in what was one of Dtoid’s closest debates ever. Here were the results:

I think readerbrad dracsummed it up best with this description: “Metroidinvented the style, but I thinkCastlevaniaperfected it.”

Superman, Elio, and Glordon all looking up

So what’s on this week’s debate plate? A whole heaping of silver screen sheist — I want everyone to pick which of Uwe Boll’s movies is theworst. It can be a gaming related movie or not, it’s all the same category of crap to me. I realize this might be the hardest debate ever, but we need to prepare for his upcomingPostalmovie that features tacky Bin Laden parodies, graphic Columbine shooting scenes, and Dave Foley taking a crap on the camera.

The movie trailer can be seen above — once we’ve decided on his worst work in the past, we’ll then compare it to his new movie when it comes out in theaters and gauge if the feared filmmaker is actually getting worse. Perhaps we’ll even hold a contest where we all take a crap on one of his DVD movie covers and send the photos to him in hopes that he never makes another movie ever again.

Three characters walking through red water with a massive dinosaur looming over them in jurassic world rebirth next to a boy riding a black dragon in how to train your dragon

Steve, Garrett, and Henry standing on a bridge in front of a Woodland Mansion in A Minecraft Movie.

Five A Minecraft Movie characters standing in a blocky Minecraft forest with a dog.

A Minecraft Movie cast standing together in Minecraft

The Fantastic Four standing in front of a large blue four in Marvel’s The Fantastic Four: First Steps film.

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The Fantastic Four and Thunderbolts teams from Marvel

The fantastic four standing in front of a big blue four on a stage and a close up shot of superman with a serious expression