Hello, Nurse

Are you bored of sleeping? If so, then have I got the bedroom decoration for you. Merchandiser Numskull Games has revealed images of its “Bubble Head Nurse” statue, the first in a new line of terrifying figurines styled after the nightmarish creatures of Konami’s horror classicSilent Hill 2.

Officially licensed by Konami and crafted by the Numskull Designs team, the sinister/sexy healthcare assistant stands around nine inches in height and is dynamically posed in all of her corridor-stalking glory. The Nurse is accompanied by a ramshackle surgical trolley and is ready to dish out some blunt force trauma with her trusty, rusty pipe. The statue has been polished with hand-painted features in order to ensure that the little details stand out. When they say there is beauty in chaos… it’s her.

silent hill 2 nurse numskull statue

If you fancy inviting the Bubble Head Nurse home to your mantlepiece, then you’ll be pleased to hear that pre-orders for theSilent Hill 2statue are now liveover at the Numskull websiteand its partnered retailers. Nursey retails for $99.99 USD / $89.99 GBP, (not including shipping), and is expected to release around early fall 2022. Imagine her sitting beside another Numskull horror game statue: theLickerfromResident Evil.

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