Michael Keaton needs a new agent…

I’ve watchedMeth Dad, so I know Aaron Paul can do a bit of acting. If this trailer is any indication, though, the director just kept asking him to cock his head and read his awful lines in as gritty a voice as possible.

Who has been Michael Keaton’s agent over the last 15 years? I do not understand his career trajectory. DidJack Frostruin him that badly? At least he occasionally pops up somewhere cool these days, likeThe Other GuysorToy Story 3.

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Also, is it just me for does the villain look like a baby?

Maybe thisNeed for Speedfilm will be a new generation’sFast & Furious, but given that they are still making (surprisingly good!)Fast & Furiousmovies, this looks more like anotherTorque. Just weird.

Superman, Elio, and Glordon all looking up

Three characters walking through red water with a massive dinosaur looming over them in jurassic world rebirth next to a boy riding a black dragon in how to train your dragon

Steve, Garrett, and Henry standing on a bridge in front of a Woodland Mansion in A Minecraft Movie.

Five A Minecraft Movie characters standing in a blocky Minecraft forest with a dog.

A Minecraft Movie cast standing together in Minecraft

The Fantastic Four standing in front of a large blue four in Marvel’s The Fantastic Four: First Steps film.

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The Fantastic Four and Thunderbolts teams from Marvel