The E3 2017 Dumbstructoid Awards

Honoring the best in whatever and junk E3 has come and gone and boy was it… fun? Entertaining? Exciting? None of the above? Look, it’s a trade show, a five day long commercial for products we’ll buy, play, and trade in for shitty GameStop credit. Or, we’ll just watch other people play them online. That may sound pessimistic but I’m actually optimistic after this week. Microsoft is the first to embrace true 4K as well as water cooled consoles, Sony reminded us it has the best support in the industry, and Nintendo continued to make it difficult for me not to own Switch....

June 21, 2025 · 10 min · 2093 words · Elizabeth Barnes

The Guardian Games are here in Destiny 2, as is a real-life achievement-exclusive track jacket

Bungie is bringing out the retail goods again The Guardian Games have begun inDestiny 2, which serves as an in-game Olympics of sorts for all three classes. As Bungie points out Titans won last year, and they’re hoping they’ll see a new winner this time around. And as usual, Bungie is implementing “feedback” from prior events that didn’t go as well as they planned, and has revamped the entire scoring system....

June 21, 2025 · 2 min · 256 words · Michelle Andrade

The new BioShock game is nearly half a decade into development

Still, don’t expect it anytime soon This morning, when 2K Games revealed the existence of a new studio, Cloud Chamber, it also took the opportunity to unveil the developer’s first title. It’sthe fourthBioShockgame, a series that has been largely dormant sinceBioShock Infinitereleased in early 2013. The way the announcement went, you’re meant to think that all of this is a very brand new development. That’s not exactly the case.Kotakuhas followed this story for quite some time now, providing proof that the roots of the nextBioShockstretch back nearly half a decade....

June 21, 2025 · 2 min · 329 words · Sylvia Bennett

The newest Humble Bundle is full of classic Sierra adventure games

Use credit card on internet form Those Sierra games that gotadded to Steamyesterday? It’d cost a fair amount to buy them all individually. But, there’s a way you can get all of them for a total of $15. This week’s Humble Bundle is dedicated entirely to games from the Sierra catalog (including both titles it developed and published). That means that there are a whole bunch of classic adventure games, some of them around 30 years old....

June 21, 2025 · 2 min · 228 words · Teresa Schwartz

This Super Smash kitten is simply adorable

She thinks she’s people Jonathan introduced this video of a kitten occasionally pawing atSuper Smash Bros.by saying, “It’s the least newsworthy news ever newsed, but it will make people happy to watch.” Indeed, I had just come off a last-round defeat inSmash‘s All-Star Mode and the video drastically improved my mood. That’s the power of kittens. And the backstory makes it even better: “Her name is Mappy and we rescued her October 21st when she was just a scared five-week-old kitten playing Frogger on the road in a busy intersection....

June 21, 2025 · 1 min · 147 words · Michelle Pham

What is Warhammer 40K – Where to Start

Alongside the massive sci-fi universes ofStar Trek,Star Wars, andDune,Warhammer 40Khas long stood as one of the genre’s lesser-known pillars. Sure,Warhammer 40Kis one of the most popular tabletop wargames, but the IP hasn’t permeated pop culture like other sci-fi franchises. Yet, despite its relative obscurity, there are countless ways for fans to engage with theWarhammer 40Kuniverse, from novels to audio dramas to video games to, of course, the tabletop game that popularized it all....

June 21, 2025 · 7 min · 1436 words · Walter Larson

Xbox One reportedly costs approximately $471 to build

$90 more than PS4 One of the biggest sticking points of the on-going console war for a lot of people is the $100 price difference between Sony’s PlayStation 4 and Microsoft’s Xbox One. A lot of speculation chalked the increased cost up to the Xbox One’s packaged Kinect peripheral, and (surprise!), that estimation was mostly spot-on. AllThingsDgot a detailed breakdown from research firm IHS of the individual price of the Xbox One’s parts....

June 21, 2025 · 1 min · 195 words · Todd Ramirez

ZUPAPA! returns on modern platforms, nope, me neither

Latter day SNK title available now While most of the SNK titles re-released by funsters Hamster of from the early-to-mid ’90s, this week saw the publisher head into the latter days of SNK pre-bankruptcy, with obscure platformerZupapa!available now on PS4, Xbox One and Nintendo Switch. Originally released in arcades in 2001,Zupapa!occupies that genre of single-screen platformer typified by titles such asBubble Bobble, TumblepopandBomb Jack.One or two players control weird humanoid-star creatures, Zupapa and Zupipi, on a quest to rescue the Zooks from a mysterious adversary… With me so far?...

June 21, 2025 · 1 min · 172 words · Stephanie Bruce

Activision’s ‘fix’ for the Guitar Hero III Wii mono problem

Awhile back, the Destructophone rang off the hook with concerned calls when the word got out that Wii version ofGuitar Hero IIIemitted only monaural audio. Nevermind the Dobly Pro Logic logo on the box; the audio output from the game is the same coming out of each speaker, no matter how many speakers are switched on. Destructoid’s staff debated on whether we should run the story or not, and eventually we decided to leave it alone....

June 20, 2025 · 2 min · 260 words · Darius Lamb

After 10 hours in the Tiny Glade demo, I’m still not bored

TheTiny Gladedemo released onMay 30and is featured as part of Steam’s Next Fest. It seems to have taken over the cozy gaming corner of Twitter, with players sharing their miniature creations in droves. I’ve spent over 10 hours absorbed in the demo, and I’m still loving it. Back in March, I wrote aboutSummerhouseand how amazing it is to just place blocks in order to build adorable houses.Tiny Gladeis like takingSummerhouseand making it 3D, giving you creative control over a small area to create dioramas fit for any RPG world....

June 20, 2025 · 4 min · 817 words · Mr. Dan Cooper

All EA FC 25 Champions Path Objective rewards and tasks

TheChampions Path Objectivebrings a fresh set of rewards forEA FC 25players to unlock in Ultimate Team, and to do so, you’ll have to grind the Champions Finals. The fresh objective has six tasks to complete, and you’ll have to win a certain number of games. Doing so will complete the milestones, unlocking the rewards. This guide will provide you with all the required information if you’re looking to earn as many rewards as possible....

June 20, 2025 · 2 min · 244 words · Brandy Anderson

All meal powers & effects in Pokémon Scarlet & Violet

It seems confusing, but most of the names actually make sense Pokemon ScarletandVioletsport a rather in-depth resource system that extends to many aspects of the game: including TM creation and sandwich making. Since there’s alotof meal effects to juggle on top of becoming a sandwich artist, we’ve gathered them all here for you. Here is a full rundown of all of the sandwich/meal power bonuses After eating a sandwich, you’ll gain the “meal power” effects that each recipe entails....

June 20, 2025 · 1 min · 164 words · Katelyn Rogers

Analyst: Microsoft losing $2 billion on Xbox annually

Hiding losses thanks to extremely profitable Android royalties Microsoft is losing billions of dollars on its Xbox business, Nomura analyst Rick Sherlund suggests.Speaking with investorsrecently, the soothsayer indicated the company’s entertainment and devices division is hemorrhaging cash, which he surmises is being obscured by the software giant’s other enterprises. “We conclude that Xbox platform plus Windows phone and Skype lose about $2.5 billion per year, and we estimate that the Xbox platform may account for roughly $2 billion of this,” Sherlund asserted....

June 20, 2025 · 1 min · 206 words · Daniel Lindsey